ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill
"One of the magical things about theater is that it gathers a crowd of people in a quiet space, and each member of the audience gets to see how people respond differently to the different things being said on stage. The person next to you will laugh at something that you’d never think of laughing at, and you’ll get a glimpse into all the different ways of viewing the world. Unfortunately, so much theater today is less nuanced. It gives you a large dose of one way of thinking, in hopes of getting as many of the same type of people into the theater as possible."
Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
But really my dating life is like me walking around the store with a pile of clothes, trying everything on and then leaving with nothing and I like it that way for right now
After you waste all your money on a apartment in Hollywood and Maria tells you to buy a summer home in Miami